They called Vizio for me and helped set up an appointment for a repairman to come out. The repairman came out as promised. I called the Concierge again. A representative again called Vizio for me. Here is the kicker — Vizio immediately offered to send out a new TV with a return packing slip for the old one.
I nearly shat myself. When Homer said that, it was specifically because a crayon was hammered up his nose, hitting his brain, and making him dumb. Indeed, Robert, you have nailed it. One of the best episodes ever, and one of the only tender moments shared between Homer and Lisa. I also loved the Egyptian Museum episode. This little blog was just me ranting about extended warranties, and how only people with crayons in their brain would think they were a good idea: Thanks for reading and commenting!
Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Homer : It's Bill Pullman, you fool! Movie Usher : Go point out your plot holes elsewhere! Homer : Increase my killing power, eh?
Lisa Simpson : [learning Homer re-inserted a crayon into his brain] Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way. Homer Simpson : We were what what in the what what? Scientist 1 : [re: the crayon in Homer's brain] Mr. Simpson, this could be responsible for your Homer Simpson : Hey! I came here to be drugged, electrocuted, and probed, not insulted.
Homer : I have a great way to settle our money woes. You rent your womb to a rich, childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant. Marge : [indignantly] Are you crazy? I'm not going to be a surrogate mother. Homer : Come on, Marge. We're a team. Marge : Oh, Homer, where have you been? Homer : I just underwent a procedure to increase my IQ 50 points. Marge : Really? Homer : And they gave me this spiffy nerd ensemble, too.
Marge : Do you feel smarter? Homer : Is the capital of North Dakota Bismarck? Lisa : [the family all looks to her] It is.
Bart Simpson : I don't believe it. Say something else smart. Homer : Dr. Joyce Brothers may be well-known, but her psychological credentials are highly suspect. Lisa : [the family all looks to her again] It's true! Homer : Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow?
Notice I no longer say "liberry" or "tomorry". Scientist 2 : First, we'll test this experimental perfume on you. Homer : [screaming] It burns! It burns! Scientist 2 : Hmm Scientist 2 : We'll call it "Desert Breeze". Lisa : Dad, did you read all these books today? Homer : It's so tragic the way they hopped on Pop.
Homer : Animation is so great. It's way better than Homer : There's a crayon in my brain? Homer : Family meeting. Family meeting. Homer : Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. Homer : All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now, let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup. Lisa : Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles.
There, I said it. Marge : Well, maybe if you ate some meat, you'd have a natural lubricant. Marge : You lost all our money? There was enough left for this cowbell. Homer : Damn you, eBay! Quoter : [on phone] For automated stock prices, please state the company name.
Homer : Animotion. Quoter : Animotion, up one and a half. Homer : Yahoo! Quoter : Yahoo! Homer : Huh? What is this crap? Quoter : Fox Broadcasting, down eight. Homer : Hey, Flanders, heading for church? Well, I thought I could save you a little time. Ned : Ooh, found a new shortcut? Homer : Better.
I was working on a flat tax proposal, and I accidentally proved there's no God. Ned : We'll just see about that. Ned : Uh-oh. Well, maybe he made a mistake. Nope, it's airtight. Can't let this little doozy get out. Scientist 1 : That appetite suppressant is amazing. Scientist 2 : Homer, you really have no desire to eat that food?
Homer : Food? I'm blind! Scientist 1 : Who's gonna buy a pill that makes you blind? Milestone episodes. About No. Sunday, Fox. Alison Krauss recorded a special theme song for the episode, which features the founder of WikiLeaks, Julian Assange, as himself. What you said:. Michael wrestles with Franzen and appears to win. Robert and Dr. Shelly Chabon.
Favorite line, as Moe reinserts the crayon with a tack hammer, 'Extended warranty? How can I lose? So goodbye!
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